The Living End

Finally. After 25 thick, salty years in which the only titles achieved in Philadelphia have been America's Fattest City, U.S. Murder Capital, and the ArenaBowl championship, Broad Street runs red with Phillies fans.

A quarter century seems minute when compared to the 125 years the Phillies have been playing baseball in Philadelphia (which is the longest of any franchise in American sports). During that stretch, the Phils won just one measley championship prior to last night. This is the prime opportunity for kids from the suburbs to cross the bridge, smash storefront windows, and light things on fire. Personally, I feel that tipping over stationary vehicles and setting them ablaze should be reserved for times like when your heavily-favored football team takes a dump on the field during the NFC Championship game and tries to pass it off as the West Coast Offense. Two years in a row. But I digress. These videos do not justly capture the celebration.

(To be continued.....)